
Thanks a lot!! Really a pleasure meeting you! And.. hey.. don't use computer software to do the translation next time. I won't do a more accurate translation of that card because future employers might run a search on this site.

The guilty bunch.
I'm a Swedish guy that has lived two years in Beijing and spend 4,5 year working and studying in Asia. This blog is about that time and also about getting back. This blog has been about letting friends and family know what I'm up to. Perhaps even get to know me a little better.
Two cyclists have arrived in London after riding 10,000 miles (16090km) from China for charity.
The pair left China last JulyAndy Clapperton of Bunbury, Cheshire, and Jon Smith of Great Shelford, Cambs, have raised over £6,500 for Diabetes UK since starting out in July last year.
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I studied together with Andy in Beijing and he sure is a cool guy. You can read about their amazing trip on their site Cycle Home.
两个小笑话So... maybe this is what I should write my thesis about...
上周跟导师喝咖啡,他跟我说了一个关于咖啡的笑话,如果你笑了的话...小子,你学坏了!
在西班牙,人们非常喜欢喝Espresso(一种超浓超苦的咖啡),而且一定要非常烫的喝,才能够品出Espresso的美味。正宗的Espresso 是非常浓的,一般也就喝那么几滴而已,所以西班牙有一种专门喝Espresso的小杯子(类似国内喝白酒的那种),塑料的,很薄。
于是,当你拿起这杯滚烫的Espresso,手就烫伤了。一口喝完这小杯咖啡,舌头也烫伤了。Then, you loose your sexual ability.
第二个是临时室友Johan讲得,属于原创笑话。
Johan喜欢趴在床上睡觉,也就是身体的前面贴床。我跟他说,这样睡对身体不好,特别对男孩子。他马上哈哈笑起来,说他在中国的时候别人也这么说过他。我告诉他我从小就被教育小男孩不要趴着睡觉。他说瑞典没这一说。过了一会儿,Johan突然得出一个结论:
终于知道为什么瑞典人口少,中国人那么多了!
我顿时无语。得,这一重大问题的根源就这么被发现了,是否足够写一篇Master Thesis了呢?