Thursday, April 13, 2006

New Topic For My Thesis?

When I stayed in Göteborg, I shared room with Xie Ding for a while. Yeah, one of the guys that went with me to my parents home. He wrote following on his blog:
两个小笑话

上周跟导师喝咖啡,他跟我说了一个关于咖啡的笑话,如果你笑了的话...小子,你学坏了!
在西班牙,人们非常喜欢喝Espresso(一种超浓超苦的咖啡),而且一定要非常烫的喝,才能够品出Espresso的美味。正宗的Espresso 是非常浓的,一般也就喝那么几滴而已,所以西班牙有一种专门喝Espresso的小杯子(类似国内喝白酒的那种),塑料的,很薄。
于是,当你拿起这杯滚烫的Espresso,手就烫伤了。一口喝完这小杯咖啡,舌头也烫伤了。Then, you loose your sexual ability.

第二个是临时室友Johan讲得,属于原创笑话。
Johan喜欢趴在床上睡觉,也就是身体的前面贴床。我跟他说,这样睡对身体不好,特别对男孩子。他马上哈哈笑起来,说他在中国的时候别人也这么说过他。我告诉他我从小就被教育小男孩不要趴着睡觉。他说瑞典没这一说。过了一会儿,Johan突然得出一个结论:
终于知道为什么瑞典人口少,中国人那么多了!
我顿时无语。得,这一重大问题的根源就这么被发现了,是否足够写一篇Master Thesis了呢?
So... maybe this is what I should write my thesis about...
(I apologize to anyone who doesn't read Chinese, but I won't translate this.)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Harhar.

That's a good one,perhaps Swedes have a sense of humour after all :P

dimsum dolly

Johan said...

学坏了!!

Anonymous said...

Hej, the 2nd is very funny. Happen to find your blog. I am beijinger at Stockholm. read some of your writing, interesting. maybe we can exchange some funny things about living abroad.
nuolee@hotmail.com

Johan said...

Hi! You are free to share anytime! Hope you enjoy staying in Stockholm!
Johan