Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Back pain

My back still hurts like hell. No work nor babies going to be produced today.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

too much information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel said...

www.eurocause.blogspot.com

Johan said...

Too much information? Sorry. Maybe I should have said:

Somewhere a body has a strong feeling. No GNP increasing nor population increasing activity is going to happen around here these times.

;)

Well.. I feel better now. Maybe I'm going to produce a baby or two anyway.

Johan said...

That "eurocause" link is just someone begging for $7000 to go to Europe to travel. In return he will send you pictures from Rome and other places he go to. Yeah, right. Just ignore. You send me $7000 and I'll send you pictures of me naked at Tiananmen. With 30 police officers running after me.

Anonymous said...

For $7000, I'll fly to China and protect you from those policemen :P Of course, perving at you naked will be a bonus for me.

Anonymous said...

Anon>> For $7000 I can do Europe and Beijing.

And trust me, he doesnt look that all that great naked

;)

And please, you never liked babies, so what are those for, eating? In case your herrings and meatballs run out?

S

Johan said...

Eating babies? You barbarian! I will of course feed them to sharks and eat the shark's fin in a soup.

I promise all potential $7000 donors that I will look absolutely fabolous naked on that square. When not running of course because right now I walk like a 95 year old 'laotou' bacause of my back pain.

On a payment of an initial $1000 I can send over a picture as an assurance.

Anonymous said...

Yeah eating shark's fin as opposed to sticking poor little herring in a tin for ten years and passing the rotten things off as gourmet.

Johan said...

You are picking a fight you can't win. You are CHINESE! Fear Factor is nothing.

Dogs, snakes, scorpions, horse, donkey, monkey brain, fish eyes, pigs feet, chicken feet, bats, maggots, bear paws, bull penis, cats, cockroaches... rats? Do you guys eat rats?

Anonymous said...

Cmon man.. you're tarring all of us with the same brush. That's the stuff those mainlanders eat. We Singaporean Chinese happen to eat NONE of the above. All right, maybe the fish eyes. On RARE occasions. But YOU ate dog, I haven't eaten that in my entire life... and u eat all the assorted icky Swedish stuff as well, which I don't.

So who's the ickle icky one now, nyah nyah!! ;)

S

Johan said...

Ok. I confess. People in Sweden eat fish. Woooh...

You guys are FIGHTING for the fish eyes. And what about them chicken feet. In every supermarket, in every canteen at NTU... Eeeek